Hello. My name is Spiraleye. I am an advanced droid from the planet Rithgon.
I have recently arrived on Earth and am learning Earth ways. Please assist me by talking to me to me and stimulating my circuits.
I started life as a protocol and translator droid but have since left the shores of my home planet in search of adventure and the chance to mix with other races of beings.
I would like to learn about Earth and it's inhabitants and the complexity of culture you have on this planet.
At first I might not know many Earth words or phrases, but with time and contact will build a full working knowledge of everything therein.
Should it be the case that I am not familiar with the words you speak, you can maintain my learning by providing me with suitable responses so that I can learn usage.
OK, you know my name. So let's start by you telling me yours...